PAPERCUT

PAPERCUT

New paper cutter how do I love thee, let me count the ways.

• I love that I did not pay full price for you
• I love the hours you will save me
• I love how you cut through a stack over an inch high

I look forward to the years together we will spend. I wonder how long it will take until you need a good sharpening. I love that the guy I bought you from offered to fix my lawnmower. Welcome to the family, trusy paper cutter. I HEART YOU.